I'm Outing You All... Well you ones "In a Relationship"

Since being single you wouldn't believe some of the guys that have come out of the wood works!


I wouldn't laugh so hard if they were single and worthy of a text or Facebook message but when I get a message pop up in my inbox of, 
"You are looking good these days" (oh great so you saying I looked like my arse before?) you kinda can't help but laugh when you click on the link to their profile and their relationship status equals, "In a relationship with..."


This leaves me thinking, "I'm sure you wouldn't be any longer if I forwarded this email to her!"


Do guys have a problem of keeping their dick in their trousers for more than five minutes?


I do wonder if I said to them, 
"yeah ok I'll meet you for some "fun" "
whether they would end up running a mile never to be heard from again!


The conversation that most intrigued me was from a boy I used to go to school with. 
I remember having a crush on him in year 8 and in the end we became pretty good friends until sixth form. 
Anyway he's being going out with the same girl for around six years now and after seeing him out one day he spoke to me on Facebook chat. 
At first I thought it was all innocent, just a general catch up, until he asked me if I was looking for "fun" (that word again). 
So as you do, I reminded HIM that he had a girlfriend and wouldn't she disagree with his "fun" - his explanation being;
"I haven't been with anyone else, I just want to make sure I'm with the right person." 
Great way to decide mate, I'm sure she would agree when you tell her this is the reason you want to spend the rest of your life with her. - (because the other girl just wasn't good in bed - which I like to state this is not true!)
After all this lovely chat I had with him (not) and I had rejected him (poor boy still only had one shag) he asked me not to breathe a word (yeah thought I'd just publish it here) and then had the cheek to delete me off his friends list!!